Top Stoner Female Dog Names: Laid-Back Name Ideas for Your Canine Companion!
Okay, so I’ve been thinking about getting a new puppy, a female one. And I’m a bit of a stoner, you know? So I thought it would be cool to give her a name that kind of reflects that. I spent a whole afternoon on this, just brainstorming and writing stuff down.
First, I made a huge list of all the weed strains I could think of. You know, like Blue Dream, Sour Diesel, Girl Scout Cookies – the whole shebang. I wrote them all down on a notepad, just a big, messy list.
- Blue Dream
- Sour Diesel
- Girl Scout Cookies
- OG Kush
- White Widow
Then, I started thinking about which of those names would actually sound good as a dog’s name. Some of them were just too long or complicated, you know? Like, imagine yelling “Acapulco Gold” across the dog park. No way!
So I started crossing some out and circling others. I was really digging names like Indica and Sativa, because, well, they’re pretty obvious. But then I thought maybe they were a little too obvious, you know?
Then I moved on to names that are just related to weed culture, not necessarily strains. I thought about Mary Jane, but that felt kind of dated. I jotted down Kush, which I thought was kind of cute and tough at the same time. Blaze was another one I considered, but it felt a bit too masculine, maybe?
I even tried to get creative and think of names inspired by the effects of weed. Like, maybe Mellow or Chill. Or even something silly like Munchies. I actually wrote those down, too, just to see how they looked.
The Final Contenders
After a few hours of this, I narrowed it down to a few contenders. I think my top picks are:
- Kush – I like that it’s short and sweet.
- Indica – Classic, but maybe too on-the-nose?
- Duchess – Not directly weed-related, but it sounds regal and I think it fits a chill dog.
- Nova – Like Supernova. Energetic, but also makes me think of starry nights, you know?
I’m still not 100% sure, but I think I’m leaning towards Kush or Nova. It’s a tough decision! I keep saying the names out loud, trying to picture myself calling them out to a little puppy. I guess I’ll just have to see which name fits her best when I finally meet her.
Anyway, that’s my whole process of trying to find the perfect stoner dog name for my future female pup. It was a fun little project, and it got me even more excited about getting a dog. Hopefully, I’ll make the right choice!
