Searching for funny dog names for stoners? These hilarious names will definitely make you laugh out loud!

Alright, let's talk about finding the right name for a dog when you're, well, inclined towards certain greeneries. My buddy just adopted this super chill mutt, looked like a mix between a rug and a floor mop, in the best way possible. We were hanging out, trying to figure out what to call this little dude.

Naturally, the theme came up pretty quick. We started just throwing stuff out there. The usual suspects popped up first – you know, Marley, Cheech, Chong. Felt a bit like trying too hard, a little too obvious maybe? We wanted something that kinda nodded to the vibe without screaming it.

So, I pulled out my phone, started digging around online. Typed in stuff like "chill dog names," "stoner dog names," "funny weed dog names." You get a lot of lists, man. Some were decent, others were just lists of weed strains, which, let's be real, calling your dog "Granddaddy Purple" is a bit much, even if it's funny for five minutes.

Getting Somewhere

We started filtering. The name actually had to sound like a dog's name, something you could yell across the park without getting too many weird looks. We made a little list on a napkin.

• Bud or Buddy: Simple, classic, kinda fits the theme.
• Kush: Sounds kinda cool, strong but mellow.
• Indica: My buddy joked this would be good if the dog just slept all day. His actually did.
• Sativa: Maybe for a more hyper, jumpy dog.
• Blaze: Got that energy vibe, but still pretty common as a name.
• Nugget: Kinda cute for a small dog, like this one was.
• Doobie: We laughed at this one, maybe a bit silly long-term.
• Mary Jane / MJ: Iconic, but maybe draws too much attention?
• Ziggy: Like Marley's son, has that vibe, sounds like a real name.
• Roach: Okay, maybe not Roach. That got crossed off fast.

Then we thought about related stuff, like munchies.

• Chip
• Nacho
• Oreo (if the dog's black and white, obviously)
• Munchie

Munchie got a good laugh. Nugget was a strong contender for a while because the dog was small and kinda golden brown.

The Final Pick

We went back and forth for a bit. Said the names out loud, seeing how they felt. Tried calling the dog a few names. He didn't respond to anything, obviously, he was mostly interested in sniffing my shoes.

In the end, my buddy landed on Ziggy. It just felt right. It wasn't screaming "I LOVE WEED," but it had that cool, laid-back, slightly musical connection. It suited the little guy's personality too – kinda goofy, chill, but with random bursts of playful energy. Plus, it’s just a solid dog name on its own.

So yeah, that was the process. Started broad, got silly, looked around, then narrowed it down to something that actually fit the dog and the owner's vibe without being totally over the top. Finding the name is part of the fun of getting a new dog, I guess.