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So, we got this boat, right? Nothing fancy, just something to get out on the water. And of course, the dog comes with us. She's part of the family. But then it hit me – she needed a proper boat name, like a callsign when she's on deck. Seemed like a fun little project.

First thing I did was just jot down whatever popped into my head. Stuff like 'Skipper', 'Salty', 'Anchor'. You know, the usual suspects. Wrote them on a napkin during breakfast. Looked at the list. Felt kinda… meh. Too generic. Everyone names their dog Skipper if they go near water. Felt like I wasn't even trying.

Trying to Get Creative (and Failing Mostly)

Alright, time for phase two. I actually sat down and thought about the dog herself. She’s a Golden Retriever, loves swimming, bit clumsy on the actual boat, always happy. So, I tried names related to that. 'Paddles' came up. 'Splash'. Even considered 'Wobbles' for a laugh because she really can't keep her balance when the boat rocks. My wife just gave me the look for that one. Fair enough.

Then I went down the rabbit hole online. Typed in "dog boat names". Big mistake. Huge. Pages and pages of the same ten names repeated over and over. 'Aqua', 'Marina', 'Admiral'. Seriously? Who calls their fluffy retriever Admiral? It felt like scrolling through baby name websites – everything sounds either boring or trying way too hard.

• Looked at famous captains: Nelson? Drake? Too serious.
• Looked at pirate names: Blackbeard? Calico Jack? Fun, but maybe a bit much.
• Looked at nautical terms: Keel? Stern? Jib? Just sounded weird calling the dog. "Here, Jib! Treat!" Nah.

It started getting frustrating. It’s just a name, right? Why was this so hard? It reminded me of trying to pick a paint color for the living room last year. Spent weeks with those little sample cards, ended up with something that looked vaguely like wet cardboard. Sometimes simple things just spiral.

Finally Getting Somewhere

I stepped away from the lists and the internet. Just watched the dog being herself for a few days, especially down by the water. She loves chasing the reflections, dipping her nose in, getting soaked. She also has this funny habit of barking at seagulls like they owe her money.

Thinking about that, combined with the water thing, led me down a different path. Less about the boat, more about her personality near the boat.

We started playing around with simpler, happier sounding names.

• Sunny: Because she's golden and has a sunny disposition.
• Buoy: Because she bobs around in the water happily (and maybe a bit round like one).
• Piper: Like a Sandpiper, always busy near the water's edge.
• Tide: Simple, water-related, easy to say.

Suddenly, these felt better. More natural. Less like I was trying to force a theme. Buoy got a chuckle and stuck around for a bit. Piper also felt pretty good.

In the end, we actually leaned towards Piper. It felt light, matched her energy, and had that subtle connection to the water without being super obvious like 'Aqua-dog 3000'. Took way longer than it should have, this whole naming business. But hey, at least it wasn't 'Admiral Wobbles'. Small victories.